Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
