sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
