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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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