Little spoons don't ask big questions
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I will pee on everything he values.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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