So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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