There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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