Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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