Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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