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(703): View more from Virginia

Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"

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(561): View more from Florida

at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money

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(303): View more from Colorado

No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.

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