just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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