so explain again why im purple
no
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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