Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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