You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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