Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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