it was like his penis was on wheels.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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