apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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