We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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