gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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