He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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