I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
