But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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