this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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