What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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