I hate all girls vehemently.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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