is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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