Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
where am i from again
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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