I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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