mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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