I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
jump out the window naked night went bad
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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