She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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