how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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