Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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