I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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