Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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