The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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