Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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