Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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