Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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