just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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