so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
this will be a night to untag.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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