yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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