Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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