Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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