If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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