I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
it's like iHOP with fire
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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