Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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