I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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