Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
third nipple confirmed
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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