Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Four minutes until I can fart!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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