Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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