She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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