I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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