Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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