And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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