Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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