U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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