Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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