My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Randomize
